$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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