he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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