Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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