Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
smell my finger.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
