id be glad to
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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