Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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