Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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