Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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