so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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