Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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