i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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