best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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