hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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