Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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