I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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