Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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