Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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