He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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