So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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