he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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