Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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