he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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