where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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