We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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