ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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