Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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