is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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