I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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