that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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