The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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