I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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