do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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