Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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