She's JV to your varsity
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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