Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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