I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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