I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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