Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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