I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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