i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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