3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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