My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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