You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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