I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
