are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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