found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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