no. you can't hotbox the world.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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