jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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