brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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