Whoa Z and x make the same sound
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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