So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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