yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Randomize
